If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)

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Subtitles for: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)

"Everything is under control."

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Rate ★ 6.3/10 (304 votes)
Genre Drama
Duration 1h 53m
Country United States of America
Release 10 Oct 2025
Language EN
Director Mary Bronstein
Keywords hotel therapist long island, new york female protagonist sick child motherhood woman director absent husband psychological drama mysterious illness montauk
IMDb tt18382850 ↗
Type Movie Released

Cast

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Rose Byrne Linda
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Conan O'Brien Therapist
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A$AP Rocky James
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Danielle Macdonald Caroline
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Delaney Quinn Child
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Mary Bronstein Dr. Spring
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Ivy Wolk Diana
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Mark Stolzenberg Parking Attendant
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Manu Narayan Landlord
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Christian Slater Father

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